Zen Grouch

I didn’t want my first post here to be a political one…
…but for the love of God, during the past few weeks we’ve been bombarded by little, other than bitching and moaning from the right wing-nut cry babies!  Little tantrum throwin’ children who are hell bent on doing everything in their powers to see that Obama is perceived by the sheep, as a failure.  Even if it means kicking our country in the balls, now that it’s down on the mat after being raped and pillaged by that mad man…  no, to call that lying sack of shit G.W. a ‘man,’ is giving him too much credit.

Bush is far from being a man, he’s more like the chief delinquent from the Lord of the Flies, hell bent on vandalizing democracy as we know it, so that the oil companies can make obscene profits, while the economy in general swirls right down the shitter.  While this Uncle Jed mother fucker plays his fiddle on the front porch in Crawford, singing the praises of deregulating everything… with the exception of women’s crotches!

Yep, it’s a wonderful world, when a company’s stock shoots up, after they announce they’re taking American jobs that were making them a profit, and shipping them to Mexico, so they can make an even BIGGER profit, AS THOUGH THAT WERE A GOOD THING?!

The more the American worker got fucked, the more the Champagne flowed on Wall Street!  Yes, it was a wonderful world under Bush!

*Recession? If I don’t know what that is, how can it be happenin’ under MY watch?*

OK… so now the brain damaged, jerk off is out of the White House, and we got someone in there trying to undo the damage… as authorized by the voting public.

But for some reason the Republican’ts who are totally responsible for the mess we’re in today, feel it’s their duty to stay the course of their Gutless Leader.

Oh yeah… that limp dick is probably in the process of drinking himself to death, and it’s just a matter of time before he “accidentally” takes his own life while hunting quail or eating a ham sandwich.

But thank Sweet Jebus, that speedin’, out of control garbage barge, also known as the Republicunt party, didn’t remain rudderless for very long, with an even bigger substance abusin’, shameless liar willing to step right up and and aim that toxic waste square ‘into the works’ for maximum damage.

Who knows… maybe someone in the Republican party might speak out against that fat tub o’ shit Rush (and not immediately take it back), if they weren’t so looking forward to the end of the world, with Jebus coming down from Heaven on a silver cloud with a *Rush for Prez!* bumper sticker on it, to smite the damned dirty Liberals, and take the Rightious Righties off to Heaven, so they can all shake hands with Ronnie *Poopie Pants* Reagan ’till the the end of time.

Rush was the best guest EVER, when the fool agreed to appear on NightLine, when it was still worth watching…

Teddy Boy Koppel presented Rush with one documented lie after another, that the walrus spewed to his loyal audience of ass sniffin’ sheep, until I almost felt sorry for the blubbering piggie, all backed into a corner with his little trembling hooves in the air showing his soft porkbelly, as he oinked out something to the effect of, “I don’t have to tell the truth! I’M just an entertainer!”

Game over!

By watching that trouncing and studying the pig’s quivering jowls and facial region, you just knew that Rush use to get his ass kicked every day of his miserable lonely life until he was 23…

Yet the same kind of stupid fucks who would vote for Bush again if they could, still listen to the sweet, sweet, honey drenched, golden lies from this hypocritical drug addicted parasite.

Anyway… every time I see that loser McCain, who spent 8 years as Bush’s lap dog bitch, on television, talking down Obama, I feel good all over that the voting public FINALLY got it right for once!

So NOW, we got someone in the White House, who might not just be blowing hot air for the sake of furthering himself and his friend’s evil, yet highly profitable, agendas.

His plans seem to have merit when it comes to rebuilding what Bush and the Right Wing-Nuts have ripped down, burned up, then pissed on.  And he seems to have the plight of the vast majority of American, people close to his heart…

OK, I realize the above is a concept that’s obviously way beyond the comprehension of the average Bible thumpin’ Right Wing crazy, but some people actually have goodness in their hearts, and use the Bible as something other than a license to hate those who disagree with their twisted views.

…so live with it suckers, you were voted out of office!  It’s time for reason and compassion to prevail!

The bummer is, the Republicans who were trounced in the voting booths, still think they’re in charge.

Fact is, they aren’t.

So, if they were to take to heart the old saying, “Lead, follow, or get the fuck out of the way!”…

…well, they aren’t in a position to lead anything.

And they obviously don’t care enough about this country to work with those who are trying to repair the damage done by the Right-Wing buzzards, who were pickin’ at the carcass, never considering where their next day’s meal was coming from.

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